Anonymous asked: you're fucking ugly, how are you not a virgin?
"i’ve done it," you whisper tearfully as you hit send on the anonymous ask you’ve spent over an hour contemplating, "i’ve figured out the perfect insult. she’ll never recover."
you laugh jovially, one hand on your mouse and the other hand diddling at your vagina as your flaps munch at your hand like a venus fly trap. “i called her ugly. man oh man. what an insult.”
you open tomlinsarse.tumblr.com and refresh for 20 minutes, waiting to see what harsh reaction you’re gonna get. your hand is still diddling, your carnivorous vagina is still munching.
"fucking ugly," you whisper with a smirk in your mirrorless and windowless room of despair and insecurities and hey gabba gabba posters.
"i’m the greatest person alive," a single tear slips down your cheek as you open up 5 other blogs and hit anonymous as you type out more mean messages that do not hurt anyone.
"why am i single???" your flap continues to suck on your hand like it’s a pacifier.
no one will ever tend to your venus fly trap.